Fledermaus you’re in my house
Fledermaus don’t bite my spouse
You flop and flap
You scare my cat
You know you’re just a flying rat
The dog agrees
You’re full of flees
Fledermaus I’m begging please
“Get out, get out!”
I scream and shout
Your presence here inflames my gout

Hulle is monsters en hulle braai saam met ons
Vir die ordentlike ou by die braai wat saamgelag het, en vir elke man langs hom wat niks gesê het nie.

